Ever since Paula Taylor first pointed at Edward Cullen back in March and told the world, "He's the guy!" she has not shut up about her new English beau. Things certainly have been rosy for the actress and model, with zero signs that the relationship is anything less than perfect.
We'll soon see Paula in "Pratanar", the TV series she's just started filming with a Twitter message from @paulataylor that she was really nervous.
But the other tweets are all "Edward, Edward, Edward". They had a holiday in Phuket last month and fans got a photo of a scrawl in the sand that said, "Ed Loves Paula". Naturally there was a great big heart in place of the word "loves".
Unfortunately Cullen will soon head back to Britain for a year to further his studies, though Paula seems unfazed. "He's sweet and consistent," she purrs. "Even he's far away, he still sends me flowers and food!"
And - more rain on the gossips' parade - Edward doesn't flirt with other women. "He's the faithful type," says his girlfriend.
Loose cannonade
Readers of the Thai Post might have been wondering if they read that headline right: "Chalerm suggests killing Abhisit".
But that's what it said, and it was the day after the Prime Minister's birthday, not April Fool's Day.
So what the heck was Chalerm Yoobamrung up to with a remark that could easily land him in jail?
Evidently the outspoken opposition politician got carried away with being outspoken. Reporters asked him about the death threats made against DSI chief Tharit Pengdit, who Chalerm had earlier vowed to sack if he ever became premier.
But Tharit, he now said, isn't worth killing, and nor is Deputy Prime Minister Suthep Thaugsuban.
"If anyone should be killed to create a drastic political change, it must be Abhisit Vejjajiva," Chalerm said, quickly adding, "But Thai politics isn't that cruel."
Presumably we should be relieved to hear that.