Why I’m very eager to go vegan

your say June 18, 2018 01:00

My interest was stimulated by Somsak Pola’s letter, and even more by the accompanying illustration featuring the abundant charms of the two well-endowed lasses. 

Like Somsak, I am enthusiastic over PETA’s endorsement of beer in preference to milk. Unlike Somsak, I don’t scoff at the idea that vegans make better lovers. I don’t need to become a better lover, I’m perfect already. But if becoming a vegan will guarantee me access to well-endowed lasses, sign me up.

Horace Beasley