When was the last time we had a horny old goat in the PM's Office?

Published on November 19, 2007

The headline-generating nosiness by the leering leader of the People's Power Party produced one of those moments where you desperately flip through your mental index of snappy answers and nothing comes up.

"None of your business" would have been a major fumble.

Next time Samak gets personal, we might try:

"I'm not a grumpy old man way past menopause - if you want to know whether I got laid last night, take a wild guess."

Or maybe this:

"Yes, and if you're really interested, I'll send you a video clip!"

We could be in the mood to say this:

"I thought you were years past flirting with every female you meet. You should see your doctor about that hormone count, mister!"

Not recommended:

"No, but I've got some time after the press conference!"

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