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Woman: I really like what the Russians did on the Pole.

Man: What? Putting a flag at the bottom of the sea? What's so great about that? I always thought you had to actually put your foot on the soil of whatever you claimed.

Woman: That's not the point! Finally, somebody is stepping forward, saying, 'This global warming isn't all bad, you know?'

Man: Like, when the whole world is flooded and we live in submarines?

Woman: You nitwit! Up to now a great part of the world was permanently frozen; nobody could do anything with it. But this is going to change.

Man: I'm not sure the polar bears are looking forward to this or people at the equator.

Woman: Not to worry! I think they did a study in Thailand saying that water from the polar meltdown will never reach the tropics.

Man: What about people living at the coast?

Woman: Greenland, Siberia, Canada - all countries with large but unused interiors.

Man: So you think people are going to move?

Woman: I've got my visa already.

1. Where did the Russians put a flag?

a. On dry land.

b. On an iceberg.

c. On the seabed.

d. On a submarine.

2. Why does the woman like the action of the Russians?

a. They won a race.

b. It shows optimism.

c. They received a great reward.

d. The whole world celebrated their achievement.

3. What does the man think will happen in the future?

a. Submarines will replace cars.

b. Polar bears will roam the earth.

c. The whole world will be flooded.

d. People will live only at the equator.

4. What does the woman think about the man?

a. Simple.

b. Rugged.

c. Handsome.

d. Adventurous.

5. How does the woman see herself?

a. Farsighted.

b. Depressed.

c. Reactionary.

d. Cosmopolitan.

Answers  1. c, 2. b, 3. c, 4. a, 5. a

By Mr Test